Check out this collection of dumb shoes I found. The mind reels in horror at the stupidity of it all. Why on earth would anybody wear this shit?:
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| These shoes are for people who want to show off their futuristic, forward-thinking attitude by wearing shoes that make them look like complete retards. Has anyone out there actually seen anybody wearing these things in public? |
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| A broken ankle waiting to happen. |
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| I assume these are for, like, kicking up sand or something? Anyway, they are really, really ugly and the pink socks aren't helping anything. Yikes! |
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| There are no words for how stupid this is. Why? |
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| If you were to actually wear these things I'm sure the end result would be bodily injury of some sort. |
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| How many iguanas did they have to skin?!?! |
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| Designed by the Dark Lord himself and forged in the fires of hell. |
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| Who wouldn't want to look like a giant, walking LEGO? |
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| Ancient Chinese Master Say: Take away heel to make haunches strong like tiger. If tassels touch the ground, you die! |
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| Because normal shoes are much too horizontal. |
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| I bet you wish your feet looked like sparkly whales. |
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| Are these really meant to be worn? |
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| I got my shoes at Ikea but I'm not sure I put them together the right way. |
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| My shoes are my pants. |
